How will you justify your actions on Judgement Day?

Maybe you can just brazen things out; after all it worked down here, most of the time.

You must have noticed how all around you greed, anger, envy and worse sins are being committed, to say nothing of the crimes ending up on the news.

If there is to be a Judgement Day, what excuses will all those people have to offer?

It will be fascinating to see the formerly wealthy, famous, smug and powerful squirm. Observing their behaviour now, it is not hard to guess how they'll try to argue.  199 possible excuses are collected here in this short ebook, as a preview of that momentous occasion, and a wry look at humanity's self-serving nature.  

Here's hoping that none of them will lead to a commutation of penalties, and that each and every one of us will end up getting our just deserts, no more and no less.