Teah Berg waded naked as the day she was born into the moonlit lake until she was waist deep in water. Then she threw herself to the bottom….

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Apocalypse Brown, lowdown land-lawyer, can’t explain to his only client, Peter Piper, why the medical examiner has his brother Paulie’s brain in a jar of clear liquid. Then things get real crazy when his former secretary, Tanya Berg, twin sister of the recently departed super singing-sensation Teah Berg, arrives at his doorstep for help.

Between two-headed dogs and spoiled movie stars and an unyielding City Hall, Pock Brown unravels a grisly trade in human desperation and vanity. A head-spinning future of transplant technology reveals itself to him in the most ghoulish of ways.

Join him and his impromptu assistant, Tanya, on a bawdy, irreverent, and macabre adventure as they discover what happened to Teah Berg and as they try to keep their heads where they belong, on their shoulders.