Real Life blows Just ask Raymond Ash As students, he and his friend Simon thought their futures would be paved with gold discs, gigs and groupies Instead he's found himself in his thirties, a nervous new father and an even more nervous new English teacher The last thing on Ray's troubled mind is a band reunion For one thing, theirs wasn't exactly an amicable split but a slightly large obstacle is that Simon has been dead for three years So when Ray glimpses him walking through the Glasgow Airport, he assumes he's seeing things, until Real Life starts getting weirder and more violent than any computer game