Frankie can hardly believe it her mum is going to marry Billie Small Horrible, pig-eyed Billie Small Yeuch! And as if that isn't bad enough, after the wedding they will have to go and live with Billie and his weedy son, Jasper, miles away from Frankie's friends, Hake, Toenail and the Gool It turns out even worse than she expects Billie is not just horrible but violent too and, miserable and lonely, she dreams of her dad in Jamaica Will he come to the rescue?