Following in the footsteps of Sunday Times-bestselling The Little Book of Abuse, The Little Book of More Abuse contains more put-downs for those people who won't take no for an answer.
Jasmine Birtles has compiled a selection of phrases that are suitable for use in a variety of situations, be it at the office, down the pub, or even in the bedroom. It includes gems such as "The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead," and "Next time you cross the road, don't look."