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Over 160 Hilariously Relatable Poems About Diets, Snack Cravings, and Fitness Fails
Every Monday, it begins again—the promises, the motivation, the meal-prepped containers waiting patiently in the fridge. But by midweek, the gym feels like a distant memory, the salad has been replaced by takeout, and "just one little treat" has somehow turned into an all-you-can-eat buffet.
If you've ever sworn off junk food only to find yourself having a heartfelt reunion with a bag of chips, this book is for you.
My Diet Starts Monday (And Other Lies I Tell Myself) is a collection of over 160 humorous and painfully relatable poems about failed fitness plans, unstoppable snack cravings, and the universal struggle of self-control. From late-night fridge raids to the betrayal of the bathroom scale, these poems capture the highs, the lows, and the inevitable cheat days of trying (and failing) to stick to a diet.
Perfect for anyone who has ever:
Whether you're a fitness enthusiast with a weakness for dessert or a lifelong member of the "I'll start Monday" club, these poems will make you laugh, nod in recognition, and maybe—just maybe—procrastinate that diet just a little bit longer.
Because, let's be honest—food always wins.
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