Just how honest was Abe Lincoln? Why should porn stars never be allowed to decide a case? And how did Adam know when Eve was mad at him? The answer to these, and many other questions that you may have never considered lie within. Yes, Doctor, We Have Sixteen Dogs is off-center, off-kilter (often resulting in a naked Scotsman), and hot off a full court press. It's filled with jollity, frivolity, jokes, the most pungent of puns, and the pith and prattle of Northeast Wisconsin. There are knock knock jokes, obscure observations, obfuscation, and perorations. It's bawdy but not X-rated, a bit crass perhaps but never cruel. There are poems, and more than a few groans, but this is, after, the heart of corn country. There are definitions of things you may have thought were already well defined. Silly you! So come inside and view the world from a mind that was shaped by living with and loving sixteen dogs.