"I've been stabbed! I'm bleeding! I'll never get to do the things I've always wanted! Learn a new language, open a Christmas restaurant for the holidays, have a fight with Jason Statham! ...The wound... it's gone!? Well, to be fair, it's not the weirdest thing that's happened so far." If someone told you their parents were killed by a superhero, would you believe them? Legeromei was only a young boy when his parents were killed by a bionic superhero. And now, eight years later, he's being hunted by the people who worked for his parents. He wants answers to why they want him, and to why he's going through some serious pubescent changes. All he wants to do is spend time with his new friends and the girl he likes. Can he figure out what's going on before Christmas? Aliens, Demigods, and bionic humans...what could go right?