Well howdy-do, stranger? Aren't you a cheeky one, looking for spoilers over here. Tsk tsk. I say nay! I say let's dive in headfirst. You might just enjoy it... or not, but it sure will be one hell of a ride. Or then again, maybe not, but hey, you don't look like someone who shies away from an adventure.

Also here's one of those big ol' words, a nasty one I do say: schadenfreude [shaa·duhn·froy·duh]: A malicious enjoyment derived from observing someone else's suffering.

That one may just be important later on.

But then again...