Two Chimps and a Chump

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By tenderbastard

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President Whalebone gets mashed by a bus, Vice President Starbuck thinks he'll slip in, but Whalebone names presidential physician Atlaas Emerald his successor, Atlas discovering his Cabinet is a bunch of buffoons. Neighboring President Zolga appropriates a piece of borderland ten meters wide running the length of their mutual properties. Emerald challenges Zolga to a boxing match and knocks Zolga's d—k in the dirt. With his daughter Arabella, two chimpanzees named Bonnie and Clyde, and Labrador Retriever Muttonhead President Emerald attempts to make the world a better place. Arabella and Mttonhead get shoved out a palace window. Emerald adbicates to Bala Tarasa, Bonnie and Clye's island homeland, perofrming a street-show called Two Chimps and a Chump. Politics and Love get a lashing as funny and absurd as chimpanzees running a country.

Two Chimps and a Chump