As in the case for snowflakes, no two human flakes are quite the same. Succeeding accounts herein exemplify these notions. Brief episodes lead the unwary from the intriguingly ribald into fables of sex, murder, and insanity. Echoes of Stephen King's macabre style manifest when least expected.

THE FOLLOWING YARNS ARE WORKS OF FICTION. Names, places, and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to any actual persons living or dead, events or locales are purely coincidental.