When your furry feline overlord's name is Milo, you can be sure of one thing: life is never going to be boring!

Journey alongside our hilariously self-deprecating human hero as he navigates the trials, tribulations, and tummy rubs of living with a cat who's convinced he's royalty.

From mission: vet visits that transform into feline-themed heist movies, to operation hairball: a claw-some rebellion against the self-proclaimed master, the laughs come thick and fast in this paws-itively amusing tale. Laugh out loud at the relentless determination of our human to outsmart Milo, only to be outwitted at every turn by the cunning, cool, and endlessly entertaining kitty king.

Will he ever manage to be more than just a loyal butler in Milo's court? Can he adjust to a life where the alarm clock is a pair of paws on his face at the break of dawn? And will Milo ever let him use his laptop without helping to type?

In the End, Scratch Marks and Catnip: My Hilarious Journey as a Cat Butler is a hilarious tale about the joys and challenges of sharing your life with a feline friend who doesn't just believe but knows he's the center of the universe. Purr-pared for an adventurous ride filled with fur-flying antics, belly laughs, and maybe, just maybe, a few heartwarming moments that remind us why we let these furry tyrants rule our world. It's a story that shows, in the end, it's not the cats who need to be trained. It's us, their humble human servants.