The ultimate volume of uncommon-sense advice from the world's foremost ex-vampire-killer turned advice columnist. This final collection of letters from "Ask Dr. Eldritch" addresses the problems of disgruntled gods, troubled werecreatures, dangerous AI, incredulous skeptics, monsters, and as always, ordinary people stuck in extraordinary circumstances! Contains even more Quick Tips, Follow-Up letters, and the legendary VALENTINE'S DAY NEW RELATIONSHIP QUIZ. You'll never know when (or IF) you'll need the advice in this book until it's too late, so get yours today!