Ernie the information retriever sits in his office cubicle on the 50th floor of the FHQ building by day and goes home to his wife and children in his apartment on the 25th floor at night. Sometimes he sits alone in the dark movie theater on the 100th floor. In his heart, he wants something different, but he does not know what that difference would be. He just knows what he is presently experiencing is not it, and that knowledge fills him with shame and guilt. It is a no-win situation. Or is it? One day he is called to make a change, leave the FHQ building and retrieve the most important piece of information of all.