It isn't easy suffering through the horrors of a disease not discovered in a timely manner. Yes, I speak of the dank and dirty suburbs of PneumoniaVille! The surgery, the recovery and the consequent return home are all discussed in nauseatingly graphic detail. Laughter being the best medicine, I have written this in a humorous vein in the hopes that, if you fall victim to this ugly disease, you will gain strength from my experiences. I now invite you to have a laugh or two at my expense (and possibly even learn something).