IT'S HARD TO LIVE FOREVER WHEN EVERYONE WANTS YOU DEAD.

Get ready to die laughing with the first FOUR novels of the hilarious Tome of Bill series – over 30 hours of epic horror comedy that will leave you gasping for more.

Gamer, geek, and vampire - Bill Ryder was a normal guy. Now he's trying to survive in a world of abnormal horrors. Despite awesome powers, surprising friends, and a Brooklyn-sized attitude; the odds are stacked against him. Bill must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors threatening it – all while trying to build some semblance of a social life.

BILL THE VAMPIRE

Bill Ryder was a dateless geek until he met a girl to die for - so he did. Too bad for him, that was just the beginning of his troubles.

SCARY DEAD THINGS

One of the most powerful vampires in the world wants Bill Ryder's head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. Alas, it's not clear which fate is worse.

THE MOURNING WOODS

A war is brewing between the vampires and bigfoot, ancient enemies since the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed.

HOLIER THAN THOU

On the eve of war, The Icon – legendary enemy of the vampire race – has arisen. There's just one small catch: Bill Ryder is in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it.

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Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then you'll want to sink your teeth into The Tome of Bill.

And when you're finished, be sure to check out books 5 - 8 for more of Bill's adventures.