The Mourning Woods
audiobook (Unabridged) ∣ A Vampire Comedy Bloodbath · The Tome of Bill
By Rick Gualtieri
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THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH.
My name's Bill Ryder and, despite being undead, I program games for a living. That means I'm mostly content to stay at home, do my job, and not go on stupid-ass adventures.
Or at least that was the case.
Now, a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. That's where I come in.
For some inexplicable reason, the leaders of the vampire nation have ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but that's not the worst of it. Not only do our enemies want me dead, but some of my allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn, leaving me unsure of who I can trust.
I'll have to rely on my instincts, master my fledgling powers, and kick some bigfoot butt in order to stop this war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.
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Experience a hilarious adventure like never before with The Mourning Woods – book three of the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series.
If you love The Dresden Files, The Rebellion Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then the Tome of Bill series is sure to trample your funny bone like an angry bigfoot.
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Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Age: 18+
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor