Intergalactic heroes suffer a lonely existence. Captain Kingsley should be so lucky.

Captain Kingsley finds a great deal on a first-class solution. His new vessel comes equipped with hyperdrive, plenty of cup holders, and the latest in human-like AI. Maybe a bit too human, including a few annoying juvenile tendencies. 'High maintenance' takes on a whole new meaning aboard the universe's first emotionally unstable spaceship!

Even worse, the vessel's advanced capabilities attract the attention of an alien race keen to demonstrate their prowess. When the danger is real but the intelligence is artificial, can Kingsley outwit both his enemies and his own ship?

A humorous Science Fiction novelette at approximately 12,000 words.