Is our town eccentric an EVIL GENIUS or MODEL CITIZEN?

Rumors about his past include adventures overseas, Interpol, money laundering, gun running, international terrorism, witnesses disappearing without a trace, artificial intelligence, publishing empire, private jets, luxury hotels, hot women, sex research, an underground complex hidden behind a mausoleum hand-carved into a limestone cliff, and weaponization of humor.

Elmer's team of investigators includes Fred the infiltrator, Tucker the investigative journalist, Donald the executive, Dick the private detective, James the retired intelligence officer, Sigmund the psychiatrist, and Sherlock the analyst.

This book is based on actual people and events!