Congratulations! Our company has a job opening that fits your skill set. The work is easy and fun, with plenty of opportunity for advancement, which means you'll be eligible for a raise soon! In the meantime, the company will be happy to provide you with a loan to cover food and rent.

We are highly committed to our employees. Some might even say we're obsessed! If anything interferes with your productivity, we'll make every effort to fix the problem. Even if the problem is you.

We expect you at your desk tomorrow at 9 a.m. sharp. If you don't arrive promptly, our security will escort you to the office at no additional cost to you. Have a nice day!

This short story is 2500 words long. It can also be found in Digital Flesh, a science fiction short story collection.