Welcome to my crazy mermaid life, taking on salvage dives to pay the bills. It's part Underworld, part Pirates of the Caribbean, and always a huge pain in the gills.

Let's get our tentacles straight up front. I don't want to dive for anyone to begin with.

But if I dive and get stiffed? I will come for you.

Bernie McKay thinks he doesn't have to pay. Well, school isn't just for fishes. I've got a lesson or two the cocky alpha needs to learn. If only the vampires and pirates would leave me alone long enough to deliver it.

Weak doesn't survive long in the sea and I left weak behind a long time ago. Watch out, Bernie. This wave I'm making? It's just for you.

A short urban fantasy featuring one very pissed off mermaid who's cranky AF.