She was born stunted. A runt. From her snub-nosed bridge to her chubby rear thrusters. An ugly child, spat from the womb of a Martian shipyard generations ago. Now charred and pitted with craters, the scars on her battered titanium skin tell a hundred stories.

This is one of those stories.

Join Brenda, the Vagabond's cantankerous bitch of a captain as she leads her crew on a treacherous mission; to haul a mysterious pod from the outer reaches of the solar system to the Martian colonies.

It's up to Chief Engineer Rat, a scrawny little pervert, to stop the Vagabond's plasma engines exploding. When he's not polishing the mirrors on his shoes.

Be seduced by the beautiful but deadly Communications Officer, Katomi. What she can't solve with her body, she'll solve with her collection of knives. Her enemies die with a smile on their face, and a blade in their belly.

Will the Vagabond reach Mars before Brenda runs out of whiskey and gets REALLY mad?

Will Katomi burn in hell for seducing that monk back on Jupiter Station?

Will Rat ever get into Katomi's pants, and survive the encounter with all his appendages attached?

And just what's inside the mysterious pod?