When clients want a body to totally dissapear from the face of the Earth, they cll upon the services of "The Dry Cleaner." There are no bones, no skin, no teeth, no pesky fingerprints - not even metal replacement body parts. And, best of all, there's no DNA left behind. It's as if the person never ever existed. What's more, for special clients―and the right price―The Dry Cleaner can deliver the total package: a clean kill and an untraceable disposal of the remains. It's only when Metro Police Detective Rich Vitelli is tasked with investigating the mysterious disappearance of real estate tycoon Harry Cady Dealey that his and The Dry Cleaner's paths finally cross. Without an actual corpus delicti, it's up to Vitelli to piece together the clues he uncovers along the way, involving organized crime, a disgruntled wife

and her lover―and, of course, The Dry Cleaner. The story is told from the perspective of both Vitelli and The Dry Cleaner, with an unexpected complication leading to a totally unexpected ending that will leave readers shaking their heads in amusement.