A self-help book for women who loathe self-help but really want to start helping themselves.

Sorry to start with bad news but...

So, where's the fairytale you were promised?

Hi, I'm Branden. Yes, that really is me on the cover. I have a boy's name, a Mom bod, and the tattoos are not photoshopped.

Would you like a funny, fast-paced, in-your-face, expletive-laced, nothing held back read?

It turns out there is no magic fairytale, but if YOU work at it enough you can come pretty close to creating your version of a HEA. The best part is, in life, you can continue to make edits until that sh*t reads exactly how you want it to.

Is it possible to design a fairytale life? Control your destiny? Be the hero in your story? I believe you can and that's why I wrote this book. I am going to make you a little uncomfortable. Back out now if you aren't ready. Sh*t is about to get real bitches...

Hit the buy button, pour a glass of wine if that's your thing, and start reading!