Did it hurt when Ashton Crowe fell from heaven?

I have no idea.

He's sure as hell not in heaven now, though, considering that he's making my life a living hell.

The two of us have hated each other ever since he walked into my life six months ago, which is unfortunate since we're being forced to work together.

He can't fire me because my dad is the president of the college, which means Ashton is going to do everything in his power to make me quit instead.

Too bad I think he's a vampire.