My boyfriend's ex-girlfriend came to town, and crazy doesn't even begin to describe her.

Try seditious. Malicious. Murderous.

Except it's me that gets pinned for the rash of murders in town while Hashiki's out there making moves on my boyfriend.

With the help of a trio of far-too-sexy tiny faeries (oh yeah, faeries are real, people) I might stand a chance—if I can survive the attention of an old viking vampire who thinks we're the next vamp power couple.

But seriously? He's got the wrong girl. Sure, I've got big dreams, but that isn't one of them.

And right now, I just want Philo back.