Dirty Bandit. The hottest band in the world. Talented. Good looking. And the biggest jerks ever. Yeah, every girl loves a bad boy rockstar. Or three. But what about stuck-on-themselves too-cool-for-school party boys who can't keep their pants zipped? Who also happened to make my life a living hell ten years ago? No thanks. But when they needed help with their image, they called me. And now I have to clean up their act before they lose their multi-gazillion dollar record deal and world tour. That's how far gone they are. Now I'm babysitter to a bunch of party boy rockstars. But they're paying me a crap ton of money, and for that, I can put up with a little . . . madness while I clean up their reputation. It's only a few weeks. And then I'll be back to my orderly existence. Or so I thought. Contains mature themes.