An alien or ten, a handful of witches, a couple of serial killers, a hoarder, a dozen broken souls, and the world's hottest mail man could not shake Beulah-May and Betty-Sue. But when the Alabama police start sniffing around just a little too close to the town welcome sign it might just be time to roll.

Torn between leaving the bed and breakfast, Beulah's first true love interest, and the only place they've ever really called home, the zany Putnam sisters have some big decisions to make. While it was obvious that Roy had to die, saying goodbye to Crazy Town may prove a little more complicated.

Is it possible to find sanity during and after the madness? Or will Betty-Sue and Beulah-May be forced to find a way to move Roy? With the fate of an entire town on the line, what are two country girls to do?