A collection of Funny Sci Fi and Fantasy stories by D.G. Valdron. Featuring vampires, monsters, ghost hunters, evil hamsters, djinns, elves, aliens, office workers and other fantastical imaginary creatures, each story delves into the supernatural gone wrong:
* Drunk Slutty Elf, a half-elf thief and dubious Princess just wanted a little cash for drinking, and then she met a gray space-Alien.
* Romance of the Undead, a vampire is on the run from his fans.
* Armageddon When? Suppose the Antichrist showed up to bring on the apocalypse, and no one cares.
* A Hard Day's Blight, Thompkinson is in hell with demons, or are demons trapped with Thompkinson.
* The Furry Tentacles of Menace, H.P. Lovecraft was never like this, or maybe he was?
* The Monkey Sea, an infinite number of Monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters, one of them plots revolution.
* The Princess So Sweet and Fair, a newborn Princess gets the wrong fairy godmother.
* The Stone Blockage, a word from ancient astronauts, who would like you to start building pyramids again... the old fashioned way/
* Courtesy Call, the future of retail.
And many many more.