Two men, one ghost. Watch, don't touch.

There's that joke, where the ghost doesn't go to the party because he has no body to go with?
Well, I'm in no position to find it funny. Nowadays, I'm caught in a spirit limbo, unable to touch, and my only entertainment is to watch lovers together.
Like this cute couple Jake and Benjy, having a few problems with their relationship. Nothing some honest talk and good loving wouldn't put right, I reckon. I follow them home, led selfishly by curiosity, mischief, or maybe just loneliness.

But I stay around for far more personal reasons.