The bartender is cute, and I may have a crush on him.

But it's not like I'm going to do anything because I have David, my son, to worry about

Which is fine. Until my ex-husband walks in with a younger and thinner girl on his arm. Then I grab on to the bartender with both hands and introduce him as my boyfriend.

This is a small town and word spreads. What was supposed to be one night becomes a fake relationship to keep up the ruse.

Catching feelings, though? That can't happen.