A relaxed and enjoyable exposé for those on the spectrum and those who have (or may come to have) the privilege of regularly engaging with individuals of this all too often misunderstood personality type.

A business biography spanning one hundred eleven years (?) of a twenty-four-year career. As told to the author and commented upon by the subject (or am I an object?) of this tragic-comic misadventure. A false fiction that precisely (in the most general way) depicts the comic experiences of a software engineer who was diagnosed later in life as possessing an autistic personality.

WARNING: contained herein are revelations and explicit details about the omnipresence of public television, the thermodynamics of snowmen, and commonplace superpowers that observant readers may find world-changing.