One day Anastasia and her babysitter, ahem, we mean tutor, Tori, were about to read the first of her assigned 10 books. Suddenly, it occurred to Anastasia that there are times to read and times not to read. Tori, at the time a dedicated doctoral student, quickly grabbed a pen and paper and started transcribing (i.e., translating) Anastasia's thoughts, which is the inspiration for this heart felt, humorous, story.