Pssssst... Hey you.

Yeah you.

You looking for a description? Maybe a synopsis? Yeah?

Well I got some good news for you my friend, I got 'em all right here! That's right. Yeah I got Harry Potter, Nineteen Eighty Four, Gulliver's Travels, you name it.

Yeah I got lots of 'em. Look here, this one's called, ummm...

Beta Joy Joy?

Oh yeah... Yeah that's a good one. Yeah it's got a great description. All the kids are talking about it. Yeah, real popular. Let me just check here...

Yeah okay, it says here this book's got ten micro stories in it, so that's ummm... That's something.

What's that? Micro stories?

Oh yeah, they're popular. Yeah, they're real popular. In fact, I heard J K Rowling's gonna publish some of this micro stuff any day now. So yeah... I mean don't quote me on that. It's just something I heard you know. But yeah those micro stories, they're real good.

I mean, c'mon... Would I lead you astray? Huh? Would I? Of course not!

So yeah, let's see now, ten micro stories and... Oh look! Look at this, it says here....

This book is for lovers of finely crafted screen pixels.

So ummm, yeah that's... Interesting. Now if you look at the book's cover...

Uh oh.

Is that a... Is that a cop over there?

I think it is... Yeah that's a cop. Listen if he comes over, you just say you're a friend from outta town okay?

Oh great... He is coming over... I really should get outta here.

What's that?

Oh yeah, nice to meet you too. Yeah real nice. And you know, if you do get the book, I hope you enjoy it. Yeah and I hear it's cheap too. So yeah, highly recommended.

Okay, he's getting pretty close now, I gotta go.

You take it easy my friend.

Taxi!