Magic, Romance, and Shifters – OH MY!

This is a zany, wacky story about a guy named Lockwood King.
There's magic.
There's humor.
There's chaos.
There's meddling by outside forces (but it's for their own good – really, it is).
There's sort of fated mates (fate gets a little push – okay, a big shove, but everyone deserves an HEA, right)?
There's a bit of cursing (the magic and the swearing kind).
There's inconvenient tentacle wrestling. (Don't ask me, I just write what the characters tell me to).
And speaking of tentacles, did I mention the cigar-smoking octopus named Clyde?
If you don't like absurdly unbelievable tales and magical mishaps, this probably isn't the book for you. You've been warned.