Dream sauce has always been the providence of those individuals willing to walk on uncertain ground, figuratively speaking, try things that normally elicit a gasp from mainstream types, just to see where that might lead. A real dreamer savors the tantalizing flavors of a thick dream sauce as Don Juan savored the succulence of female flesh in the thralls of passion. Speaking for myself, the dream sauce I gorged on to satiate my burning desires was adventure. The adventures I dreamed up didn't all work out according to the original script, yet the adventures remain an endearing legacy of some spicy moments that make up a pretty terrific life, for the most part. I don't dote on painful memories. I'm just the storyteller. What I should tell you about the story that follows is simply, sit back and enjoy the flavor of a dream sauce recipe that has become known as Uncle Bert's Surprise.....