Count Earl Duke is three hundred years old, and a vampire...arguably the world's most pitiful vampire, but a vampire nonetheless. Private investigator Richard Dick becomes embroiled in a lethal investigation when Count Duke suddenly drifts into his Chicago office.

In this latest laugh-out-loud release in the worldwide bestselling Richard Dick mysteries series, Count Duke hires Dick to recover blood stolen from his high-tech blood cellar. From there on, Dick confronts the deadly "Grand Fang" himself, Professor von Schweinzturd, and his equally dangerous associate, the beautiful seductress, Serafina. Dick makes a ghastly discovery during his perilous, undercover investigation of the storeroom at the local chapter of the Vampires Lodge.

It's Richard Dick versus the vampires in Fanged—the latest hysterical novelette from the author of Bite This!, Witches Which?, Naughty or Nice?, The Lincoln Park Horror, and Flying Solo.