War kinda sucks.
The Fallen angels have awakened and are gathering their forces in preparation to launch an infernal attack on heaven. Well, the jokes on them, because there is no one left in heaven. Seems I've accidently banished all the angels, and the place is emptier than a booze bottle at closing time.
Sadly that hysterical bit of impish chaos needs to remain a secret, because if the angels discovered I was behind the banishment before I manage to get them back home, they'll hunt me down and kill me, and all the archangels on the Ruling Council might not be enough to save me.