Have you heard the tale of the love affair between the prince and the jester? Of course you haven't, it was a secret.

I had been the keeper of many secrets throughout my life. A dizzying amount, in fact. They sure did take their toll on me.

My life has been quite something so I thought it was time for me to bare all, figuratively speaking. Get your head out of the gutter.

Inside is the story of that very jester, me. My name is Wallace Treager, I am pleased to make your acquaintance. I get the feeling we are going to become great friends.

Sit back and enjoy the ride of your life. Correction, my life.

Are you excited?