Szuszu the former model has survived on scotch for as long as she can remember. Throughout the years, she's had her best friend Babette by her side, but now that Babette is married and setting off on a world tour, Szuszu feels utterly abandoned. As a pre-departure joke, Babette writes up a snide little personal ad, which narcissistic Szuszu posts in hopes of attracting a woman who looks just like she did when she was young.

Naomi thinks Szuszu's post is hilarious — what a great sense of humour! She can hardly believe the centrefold of her dreams is looking for love. It's not like her to answer a personal ad, but she'll make an exception for the infamous Szuszu. She thinks Szuszu looks fantastic, and Szuszu (who refuses to wear glasses) thinks Naomi looks just like her.

What could ensue but laughter, lust, and maybe even love?