My new year's resolution is to find a partner. Someone I can snort-laugh and get down and dirty with. Someone who gains the approval of my mum, but with whom I can also share this crazy ride called life. Not too much to ask, right?

Thanks to my high school sweetheart, I've spent two years in Singletown, but now I'm putting myself out there: Abbie 2.0. I'm positive that the new, confident version of me will find love before Christmas.

I'm not going for a type. That's got me into trouble before. I'm going to spread the net wide, as my late father would say. Better chance at catching a fish—I mean, a man that way.

But can I snag the man of my dreams? Or will this expedition end in a catch I just can't keep?