I'm not looking for a relationship.

Seriously, I'm not.

I'm perfectly content living my life, hanging with my girls, running my bakery and reading all the books.

But maybe when I'm alone at night, I might secretly stalk a certain celebrity on social media.

Maybe I leave a few completely inappropriate comments on his posts.

Maybe.

What happens when you meet the person you somewhat sexually harass on social media in person?

"You know you want me. Just admit it @BigDix69"

**Warning**

If you read this in the presence of others, they may stare at you as you laugh, a lot.

Big Dix is intended for mature audiences and people with a sense of humor only.

It contains adult themes and situations which are expressed in a crude hilarious way.

18+ Only Due to Adult Content