Donn stirs with awareness in the grey mists of his frozen hell. He feels the power of Arwynna unfurl and seep into the time and space continuum, increasing the flowing currents of sorcery. Alert to a possible Armageddon, he decides action is needed if New Camelot is to avoid total destruction at his youngest daughter's hand. He summons two fey creatures, shadows eager for redemption and desperate for his blessings. An itemized list of sterling qualities is presented to Vengeance and Vindictive. If they can find the perfect warrior for his daughter, one who can put a smile on her face and a song in her heart, they will be awarded their colors back. Pro-wrestler Logan Todd is found on the Old World and transported to New Camelot to a secluded castle on an ocean bound peninsula wherein Arwynna is dealing with missing tax revenues and a dastardly knight. Recently widowed, she is no mood to be wooed and Logan Todd is unhappy with his sudden penniless state and the lack of indoor plumbing. How can the Vennies get the spark of attraction to ignite between these diametrically opposites? It will take the aid of a Water Nymph, the High Sheriff, and a Prince to clear the path to true love before evil overtakes them.