Did Christopher Columbus carve his name into the skull of a Taino sex slave?

Did someone find emeralds on an out of the way Florida Key?

Or was that a scam to sell the run-down Sea Change Motel at an inflated price?

"Look at it," Jimmy Cox says. "We work for a rich egomaniac with a whacked-out sense of the real world. Why are we surprised when a simple real estate deal turns into thirteen people dead and another ten in jail? We arrive for a fishing trip, and we end up at a shark attack."