Her new best friend is a crook, her first boyfriend is evil and a vampire just licked her face.
Bloody Fairy Hippy Ishtar is trying to stop a war – but gangsters, treasure thieves, separatists, and a pissed off vampire keep getting between her and the fabled weapon that could save her people. All she's got going for her is an unholy alliance with the ancient and powerful muse king, and that's about to go very, very, bad.
There's just one thing nobody counted on.
Bloody Fairies are good at being bad.