Eden Series: EPISODE 1 of Volume #1: Eden's Last Hero

If you'd like to escape this mad world for one even madder, then you'll love Dylan as he tries to avoid fighting for Eden

Lucid's army has invaded Trinity and the Guardians need a hero to help them fight the horde of monsters unleashed on the Triple City.

There are heroes aplenty in the First Sphere regiment, but they are heroes of good, fair play, decency and honor. None of which is of any use against the son of Satan and his evil and sneaky monsters and demons.

So Michael and the Holy Ghost decide to bring a hero back from the Other Place, where deception, underhand tactics and downright cheating are the norm.

They choose Dylan, an overweight, work-shy drunken layabout with a total disregard for authority in any guise.

Not a great choice then.

Dylan has no intention of breaking a life-long habit and getting involved, until Lucid kidnaps his sister — for breeding. And that's enough to get any man angry. Or at least a little cross, depending on his history with his sister.

Our hero sets off to rescue his sister from the Dark Continent. And the quest begins. And anything that can be called a "Quest" always means lost limbs, pain, death and worse. He is not a happy man. But try as he might, he can't think of a good reason to stay home and watch TV.

...A little note-ette. These stories were inspired by the great Terry Pratchett, not trying to be him - being me is tough enough :)