Daffynitions are funny nutty meanings for neologisms—Newbies and Changelings. You'll never lack for a word that means exactly what you want to say if (1) you take an existing word and give it a brand new definition—a newbie—or (2) take an existing word and change, add, or remove one letter to create a new word—a changeling—and then define that word as you wish. And here for chuckles, and to inspire you, are over 400 of them!