The statue was knee-high, but it carried a fortune in gold and gems, plus centuries of fame in the art world. Everyone wanted it, and for some no price was too high—love, money, or murder ... Then Killain barged in.

The redhead made the first pitch, and she had Killain twanging like a hopped-up fiddle—but not one note about the statue.

The Blonde tried to bargain across a wide-screen bed, and she convinced Johnny that he should negotiate—but not about the statue.

The Ape had a simple proposition: Hand over the statue or I'll beat in your head! This annoyed Johnny Killain.

Much bloodshed and many murders later ...