<p>Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it.<br>'Who's the photo of?' asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke.<br>'My wife. When she starts to look pretty I'll know I've had enough.'<br>What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road?<br>There are skid marks in front of the dog.<br>WARNING: Not for the faint-hearted or Mother Grundys of this world! Politically incorrect, irreverent and laugh-out-loud funny, The Big Fat South African Joke Book covers a range of topics close to every South African's heart: from Patricia Lewis to Robert Mugabe; from rugby referees to Kamp Staaldraad; from picking up chicks to marriage; from infidelity to divorce; from Little Bongani to Little Koos and Little Gertruide; from school days to Varsity; and from the mouth of babes to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. These and many other jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you chuckling for hours.</p>