One cool-as-ice veteran player

One smoking hot rising star

And little old me in the middle

All wrapped up in an all-star ménage a trois

I've been sent to write a piece on two NHL stars

Joel Palmer and Dante Drake

On the ice they're too hot to handle.

In the locker room they can't stand each other.

And now it's my job to get to the bottom of it all.

The rivals might have already dropped the gloves

But I'll give them something to bond over.

I may be just a simple reporter, but I'm about to go all-in.

Tonight, I'm down to puck.